Wednesday, October 29, 2008

OMGosh! For all you....

.... stable people out there, this one's for you! {thanks Karla, needed this!}
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.

Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
him out.

When the Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered
her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news
and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the
person you love. I have concluded your act displays sound-mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hanged himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe
belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself . . . I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?'

Happy Mental Health Day!

1 comment:

kelliebean said...

LOL! Sounds a bit like my house... haha!